Caught in the Splett Net V

I caught you, Richard Splett! That’s right, fans, I caught myself having a SECOND Macademia Nut cookie when I promised myself I’d only eat one. I’d be lucky to fit in the Splett Net now! Then again, I shouldn’t be so hard on myself. I have many good qualities too. (Humility not being one. I’M KIDDING!)

Caught in the Splett Net IV

I caught you, Dogwalker Lady in my neighborhood! I saw you pet all the dogs except that Mini-Schnauzer. Poor little guy. Spread that affection around! Unless you were using “tough love” to teach him a lesson. If that’s true, I apologize for jumping the gun and release you from the Splett Net.